Years from now when America has become a withered husk of the morality it once stood for, historians will look back at what triggered it all and point to one event: a boolean variable that unlocked a simulated sex scene in a video game.
God bless Hillary Clinton for allocating tax money to have federal regulators investigate “the source of this content,” because if she hadn’t, consumers might have to go through the trouble of reading the label on the cover of the box.
via Maddox